COPY THAT DISRUPTS THE STATUS QUO.
Bring all the RIGHT people to the yard AND top
your last “momma, we made it!” launch
(Without sounding like every 3rd coach on your feed, or like your student should sign away their soul & left knee cap to get results)
**Snark & Sarcasm Optional. (BUT HIGHLY RECOMMENDED)**
…Or if you just want them to avoid that overpromise & underdeliver course PTSD altogether. And have your name echoing inside of all the Slack channels & mailing lists far and wide…
With a strategy that optimizes your brilliance without sacrificing your integrity — you’ve come to the right place!
“HOW CAN I WORK WITH BRITTANY?”
your existing copy, rewritten and optimized in a week
a full funnel researched, strategized, and written for maximum conversions
With the right message, you can change the world. But you can’t make a big splash if people aren’t picking up what you’re putting down. *(Cue the Johnathan Van Ness hair flip.)
THAT’S WHERE I COME IN!*
I’ve helped dozens of online business owners get out of the muddy “why is this product so awesome?” waters, get crystal clear on their *actual* voice and the *real* message behind the message…
And airdrop their head-nodding words directly into their people’s hearts. (All while raking in millions of dollars.)
* If you’re not quite ready for the one-on-one investment, head over to The Shortcut Shop.
Your launch has a lot of moving parts
(NO, SERIOUSLY: A LOT).
And, if you’re one of the good ones (and you are), you’re obsessed with making sure that you connect with your peeps, so that day one of your course feels like sitting down with your bestie over matcha lattes—not an awkward Tinder date at Chili’s (we all have stories).
We’re going for zero regrets and zero ghosting over here.
Because you’re freaking incredible, dammit.
There, I said it.
Even if you think you’re as interesting as a ham sandwich — you got it going on. YA think people are pouring into your programs just because you have the most earth-shattering workbooks, and pre-recorded modules? Ehhh, that’s a hard no…
It’s because people are gobbling up your weird, your refreshing approach to what you do, and your T-Rex-sized heart.
You’re not a complete stranger to the concept of connection = conversions. (Or you wouldn’t be here right now.)
Maybe you’ve had a few smack-it-out-of-the-park launches or you just cracked the code on your first six-figure funnel. But let’s be real: how much of it was all plug and pray?
…And probably 10 gajillion times more exhausting if you had to write your sales page, your webinar, FB ads, 27 emails from sign-up to onboarding — yourself. Or even worse, rewrite all the copy your “dream copywriter” wrote with 72 hours to launch.
“Waiter! Check please!”
“When Brittany rewrote my sales page, my conversion rate jumped from 5% to a whopping 14%!
The first launch I had after using her new sales page was my first multiple six-figure launch ever. Now, a year later, my sales page is converting at 18% and I just had my first million-dollar year! My business has grown at an astronomical rate and her copy was a huge reason for that.”
~ Karin Carr, YouTube Expert & Realtor
Whether you need me to just give your “good enough” copy a facelift in a day, or research, position, and write the copy for a 10x’d launch, or want to learn the conversion copy ropes — I’ve got you!
Here’s how — The Proven, Oh So Tasty McBean Launch Souffle:
RESEARCH: We put on our lab coats and put your people under the microscope to give you a fly on the wall perspective of what they want, need, and are begging for
STRATEGY: All that juicy data don’t mean squat if you can’t turn it into a strategy that calls them out and brings ’em in.
OPTIMIZE: Chances are, there’s an opportunity to adjust your offer to make it an absolute no-brainer for your people. I’ll show you how to do exactly that.
WRITE: Now we take all that hard work and turn your strategy into a message and your message into words. Not just any words, but words that peer right into the soul of your reader crafted and arranged for max persuasion and conversion.
LAUNCH: All systems are a go and you’re ready to plug in a start to finish launch funnel so you can focus your launch efforts on the things your future students need from you the most. Plain and simple: